你最好的工作母狗
Stale conversation deserves but a bread knife.


bobbyhorin:

watching hot guys play sports while i picture sexual situations with them in my mind like 

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(Source: butttom)


mewtoot:

if i go to hell i’m gonna torture everyone by continuously asking if it’s hot in here or if it’s just me

(Source: gay8)


jaimielannister:

when you clean your glasses and they go from like 280p to 1080p 


cknd:

Dreams would be much more fun if they were multi-player servers that other sleeping people could join.


glowcloud:

i love the Women Against Feminism that are like “I dont need feminism because i can admit i need my husband to open a jar for me and thats ok!” cause listen 1. get a towel 2. get the towel damp 3. put it on the lid and twist. BAM now men are completely useless. you, too, can open a jar. time to get a divorce


lanadelangle:

madboner:

*logs on to twitter* ahhh the sweet smell of stolen text posts

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(Source: breakingbag)


hecallsmepineappleprincess:

islandtyphoon:

the best 12 seconds of the entire high school musical trilogy

I forgot this shit was in the movie.


californstar:

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I just laughed for 10 minutes


My boyfriend is incredibly attractive


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